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sary to openly oppose the actions of a formidable group, a
just document denoting reasons for sudh opposition should be
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THE FIFTH ICE AGE
long, long ago (almost two years) a disturbance
was created that contributed to this present state of
extreme self pride invested in some members of this
community. This factor was brought about by a ner
appearance in the structure of society. This new person-
ality gained ranit very quickly, and before the year closed,
had a position of extreme authority in the sorority.
With the passing of a year, said leader brought on a
score of nerl and radical concepts; these being based upon a
program of complete repentance from previous activities
indulged in by a large percentage of the group. (These
including also the leader in her own person.) After com-
plete reformation, this group, finding it harder to mix with
the opposite sex, resorted to all feminine frivolities and
internal alliances.
Iaow, just prior to this writing, the internal alliances
have become such a vital and important feature in their
present status, that a reactionary movement by the male
faction is hoped to be ignitedby this essay. Not only is
the above hoped for, bujti a complete break down of the social
group as it now stands is also wished.
It is my expressed opinion that, as long as these
"Cliques" remain in existance, our educational institution's
social activities will deteriorate to complete feudalism,
and some of the most happy experiences of the involved
person's lives will be spoiled.
- TLeith Cunningham
RULES TO F0L10. ON DATES
(As setup by ;-i+E. Con. girles )
1. ahen the sucker picks you up, upon entering the car,
hit the farthest ground av'ay from him. If he says anything
about this, say that it's stuffy and you would like some
fresh air.
2. When at the dance, go fr•atro#ize with all your female
buddies; after all, what did you come to the dance for?
3. At the end of each record, back away from him; and,
NEVER hold hands with him -- -after all, the slob might
figure he rates.
4. Never accept an invitation less than a week in advance.
5. If he takes you to a show, make sure it's the most
expensive and interesting to,you - -- even if he doesn't
care for it. FEVER hold hands with him for the same reason
mentioned in rule three.
6. For all dates --- when he guts you home,, play a game; the girl
each week, with the least time from the time the engine stops to
the time the house door closes wins t
7.- no mater what the date, or where you go, make sure he spends
money, that you see all your buddies, and make sure mo show of affe-
ction is made at any time - -- after all, the slob might think he
rates.
8. And above all, never be sincere.
The Clique
The clique, as we know it, has no officers as such, and no
apparent function; but, it does have a leader, and likewise
obvious activities. T he leader and follow ers have formed a strict
policy; — "'le Fs be sweet.. ' --- too much sw eeteni.ng tends to
revert to bitterness. Now that I have come thus far; I consider it
necessary to touch upon its activities. If they can 1.3 considered
activites.. The bus trips on which the c?i.que combines spirits,
voices, and childish facetiousness have. I feel promoted: the bitter
feelings previously mentioned. If said events were ferr•er and farther
betw een, thy could be readily accepted :ry the school as a w hole.
Group spirt is fine thing, w hen it serves a useful purpose. But
w hen such escapades occur daily - even h' urly w ith no sign of let t-
ing up, something should be done. It is -got my place to say w he
or how anything can be done, as I am an (.u 1 ler, but steps
S ir•ULD be taken by you the reader, and I hope the now: enlightened,
tov either liquidate the clique or change the principals on which
the organization is based.
Ge rld
Ihckwell
The world is full of lonely people, because they
build walls instead of bridges.
The stories that the world calls immortal, are
stories that show the world its own shame.
If this be what I am,
Let no man laud me.
For we are all mere specks
Relative to the vastness
w hich surrounds us.
Hungar, love, and fear are the strongest
impulses in human beings.