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1. QUALIFICATIOP.S;
RESTRICTED TO OFFICERS i'rHO HAVE C011PLETED IISPECTIONS OF COT4TAITD
SHITHOUSES,SLUDGE PLANTS AITD DfSEITTERY i'TAP.DS.
2. INS IGITIA;
TWO ITOPS R-02ANT OVER ONE TUCKET OF SHIT COUCHAI,17.0IIE CABLEoO.D.,ON
BUCKET SUPERIITOSED BY AN OOZLEFINCHJ7TH MOTTO 'MCCRETUS VINCIT".
BOTH MDER AND IITSIGITLA ORIGIX&TED IN THE YEAR A&D. 1931. AND IS SIGITZ-
FICANT OF A STATE 02t I:IIIID RESULTIITG FROM C02TSTAI-T INSPECTIOI7S OF SLUDGE PLANTS
ATD IS SYIIIBOLIC OF A DESPERATE DUEL BETiTEEIT 570 OF?'ICL.RS CIHOI:I IIE WILL CALL MAJOR
LA I ASSTIRED AMID CAPTAIN GI ROIT. 10 SHITTIDTGBULL~BOTH BEING T.i7KU3ZZS OF THE SOCZEV!'Y.
FEELING INSULTED ,TOUT HIS SEARS ROEBUCK UITIFOFU:I,CAPTAIIT SHITTINGBULL CHALLENGED
IWOR ASSTIRED TO A DUEL WHICH iTAS I1,2 DIATELY ACCTTr'TED.BEING THE CHlLLLENrM
PARTY,I;TAJM ASSTUM 1'1,'S PRIVILEGED TO SELECT THE C01M. T ?'ZEAPONS AND ACCORDINGLY
DECIDED THE TERI:I 170ULD BE 7110 AlOPS ATD A BUCIET OF SHIT AT SIX P,CES.IIT THE EVENT
OF THE DUEL BEIITG FOUGHT AT !TIGIT J T WAS STIFIV TED THAT THE SIGITAL CORPS OF
THE TEXAS ,GGIES WOULD FURNISH SUFFICIE17T, PHOSPHQRUS TO BE PLLCED IN TIE AFORE
2MITIOI1ED SHIT TO ILLU1!MVITE ALL DIRECT HITS SHO',7 TIE PATH OF RICHOCHETS.IIT
COIXLUSION,THE DUEL ti'T_tiS FOUGHT,AS C12T BE, READILY' Tr'Dl-:RST003),T0 A SHITTY DECISION.
THUS IS THE INSIGNIA OF 110PS,SHIT,BUCITT =1Ii1) C.";BLE EIPLAIIET;
SUPERII:'TPOSED IN 'II AZ'OITISIM-M FLYING POSITIOIT,RESTS ,IT OOZLEFIIFH;
A BIRD PECULIAR TO SERVICE C012.71MS.TITIS -DIRD,.'3 IS TELL IcTOli2T,SUBSI1i'STS EII''IRELS,
ON RED PEPPI',RS AND IS F.,21OUS FOR TIE FIICT T?i:1T IT FLLSS BACKCi1l.RDS I-IT RE TERSE
GE,R.THIS LS DONE TO COOL IM.ISELF OFF,TO PRLVEITT IGNITION 2UM IITFLAXATORT AFTER-
EFFECTS.
THE KOTTO,SELLCTIID '7ITH LITTLE DIFFICULTY 'AFTER T'I~TITG I14TO 001T-
SID=i.TION THE TTPE OF OFFICER ZI'J A SERVICE C011LUTIIS "E:;CI',ETL VIITCIT" WHICII
L: TR llTSTILTED TM&NS(I'M THINK) n12T SHIT IZ COl4QUER".
ALL OFFICERS OF THE Sth CASC 1,7TU IIr,1ED1,1MLY T.= THE NECESSLIll
TO HWE THE INSIGNIA ETsBROIDERED ON THE SMkT OF THEIR BREECHES, O.D. A.10
IIrL :1Li:'"YS AD= TO THE CATCIIV L PRINCIPLE OF THE 001:1U..2ID IIHICH IS TO EYECU5E
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