HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Bad News 1964 TH E - N - EZ
A group of Consolidated students Bulbous Belch, Communist ring
were seen picketing the Bohemian loader at Consolidatod, was intor-
embassy in downtown Bryan, last viewed by the staff (it was pret-
April fools day. When asked why ty sticky) of thc - *Bad bows::-.,--:
he was participating in the riot, last Friday the 13th; this date,
Ogden Rambler, a well known lead- was by the way, thc 200th anivcr-
er of student uprisings screamed: sary of the Boston Tca Pary.
"Ban takes the worry out of being crccirg7Whon askod what ho thought of
close," the tea, Belch answcrc: "I hate
^'*** tea, ospocially K T- Birds." When
When asked why he hated T- Birds,
Two Consolidated students were Belch rcplicd: "Because there al-
caught burning a copy of the Btal ways Stalin," But, when consultod
Bad News*** last week. Funeral about T- shirts, Belch rcpliod
services will be held at ten to- (Redly): "Oh, I love Lenin." By
night. this time Belch was pretty teed
,,,,a:* off and hotly dcclarcd ho would
donounco the 4*;;Bad News*** in his
For your noon hour entertain- paper, Tho Rod Rover.
mont the ***Bad News*** is spon-
soring a number of group activi- ••,•
ties:
(1) Hopscotch and Jax gamos on Ogolthorpc Swayback, talontcd
tho slab. Consolidated broad jumper, was
(2) Dice shooting in trio rest soon jumping a broad in broad day -
rooms. light. Whcn askod why he distres-
(`) Zobogram drawing, which or- sod a damscl during tho day, he
iginatod from the "Happy Hour," in ropliod: "It boats tho knight."
Mrs. Martinotte t s roam.
(L1) Popeyo and Mickey Mouso ;;;;;;;;,;
cartoons in tho spooch laboritor - v.
(5) Supplimentary social rola -- A group of Consolidated seniors
tions classes behind tho auditor- wore soon at school Friday. What
ium• arc you kids doing anyway? Buck-
***** ing for brownie points?
Sid Sower, Consolidatod water- ,;;;;;;;;;
boy, was proclaimed drip of the
year by tho reigning principal. Sunny Diabetes, well known Con...
solidatcd XXXXXXMIXX basoballcr,
.c-a; - was caught off socond base last
week. When the unpiro askod him
Nebuchadnezzar Warmonger' now for a cigarette, ho rcplicd: "Itm
froshaaan at Consolidated, was out."
drawn and quartered by the F,F.A.
for impersonating a farmor.
* Alphonse Nasal, brilliant Con-
solidatod student, won the K ocnex
Tad Polo, talented Consolidated scholarship by a nose. When askod
vaulter, was soon crossing tho bar about his win, Alphonse rcplicd:
last night. When asked about his "Oh, itis snot much."
drinking while in training, Polo
rcplied • "Oh, I ncvor got too high." „ ,, ,, ,„
* Tho ***Bad News � n * is proud to
announce that Friday the; i3th will
Van Ishing was soon. bo the deadline for submitting ap-
plications for the Student Couneol
kite flying contest. For hose
students either out to lunhh or
Elly Punt, Captain of the girls continually up in the air, appli-
weight- lifting team, was soon cations ray be turned in February
carrying a huge trunk around the 310
campus. When consultod on the "This contoct will take place
subject, Elly bellowed: "Who instod of building a now dam on
Nose ?" the crook ," said David Gay, lxm
damply.
. ' Tho dam plan was nixed.
"This is tho first of what we
4 hope will bo an annual contoct
each spring, stimulating more high
t schcol.crs to go fly a kite," Gay
ad dod.
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